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keithreads:

A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)

Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: hahahahaha ! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom)

apenny4methoughts:

(via bitch, cruel, funny, haha, lol - inspiring picture on Favim.com)

ognitajoan:

hahaha LOL

I tried to kill a spider with hairspray

laugher-is-the-best-medicine:

It’s still alive, but it’s hair looks FABULOUS!

sweetchique12:

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing means absolutely everything to me. :)

entertaining-pics:

“You know who likes fried chicken?”